[hcb@gettcomm.com: A Cautionary Tale of Tomatoes]

[Kristian Koehntopp <kris@koehntopp.de>]

Auf der Liste wurde diskutiert, zum Verisign-Vortrag auf der Nanog-Konferenz
in roten T-Shirts zu erscheinen und den Vortragenden Tomaten auf das Pult zu
legen - jeder solle eine mitbringen.

Die Sinnhaftigkeit dieses Vorschlages wurde bezweifelt, und Anekdoten re
Tomaten wurden ausgetauscht. Dann dies.

----- Forwarded message from "Howard C. Berkowitz" <hcb@gettcomm.com> -----

Date: Fri, 17 Oct 2003 12:55:20 -0400
To: nanog@merit.org
From: "Howard C. Berkowitz" <hcb@gettcomm.com>
Subject: A Cautionary Tale of Tomatoes


I do believe the Verisign discussion and the opinions of operators is 
very much on-topic. At the same time, while I participated in the fun 
of tomato discussions, people are right in saying it won't play well 
to media.

Perhaps still on topic, if we consider protest and HOW it's received, 
I had a strange public experience involving tomatoes (well, tomato 
juice).

It was many years ago, when I was an OSI protocol evangelist.  Mind 
you, OSI is still the answer, but we still haven't figured out the 
question.  I had to give a tutorial in San Francisco, and had a nasty 
case of laryngitis.

The only thing that kept my throat working was constantly sipping hot 
soup. So, I asked the hotel to make soup available for me, at the 
podium, from 9AM on.  They were resistant, and said they didn't do 
soup until lunchtime. Exasperated, I croaked out that they could heat 
up a can of tomato juice, give a dash of tobasco and pepper, and send 
it to me in a pitcher.

To get the full effect, you need to understand that the room was set 
up in theater style, with a central aisle. You also have to 
understand that while this was San Francisco, apparently the waiters 
were all unemployed actors, ala Los Angeles.

About 9:15, the double doors swung open, and a waiter rolled a white 
covered cart, featuring a pitcher of steaming red liquid and a single 
glass, to me.  In a fairly good Transylvanian access, the waiter 
croaked out "your nourishment, Sir," and theatrically slunk out.

My students looked at me very, very strangely for the rest of the 
class. So, I can testify tomato products can backfire.


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