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Re: Z.B.


Date: Mon, 16 Mar 1998 11:19:23 -0500
From: John Young <jya@pipeline.com>
Subject: Re: you petition who? (Re: I petition the Internet community to restore access to Dimiti Vulis.)

Guy wrote:

>   I did not censor Vulis, merely terminated _one_ of his accounts.

This is going to be hard to swallow, but here it is:

Dimitri Vulis disintegrated last night. His widow called to say
that a portable Internet simulator -- prescribed by the family
doc to maintain life support apparatus -- being rushed from
EMS of Queens Hospital failed to arrive in time -- due
to a digital map glitch -- to prevent Dimitri's death by
asphyxiation, stroke and lymph nodal explosion, clogged
brain nerves and fingers unable to expectorate backlogged
venomous sputum mucus bile and spleen, body cavities
thereby swollen to undikable FEMA-intolerant un-CNNable

The sonic boom spitballed bits and guts of Dimitri parabolically
onto the dome of UN Assembly Hall wherein Anan hunkered
in pools of dung damned certain the deal was off and UNSCOM
tight-sphinctered dungsters was uncorked for good via infectious
Iraq-grown US-supplied biodegradeables SCUDed home,
having lost the protection of dm.com's directions for perfect
packet-switching glitches, for which PSI has long held worldwide

Now, Guy, proceed to pull all PSI's hairplugs and drive UNS.COM
berzerkly across the Internet desert tracing sat-sent crosshairs
of hidden caches of DM's pseudo-bits.