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Re: [atlarge-discuss] Michael Sherrill <micheal@beethoven.com> Lies again! To: Re: [atlarge-discuss] www.tejas-info-services.com/Library/Libr02r02.htm



Follow the bouncing ball.

1. You just said you are almost 50.

2. The article speaks of a Jeff Williams, age 48, who just went blind (in a fabulous parody, written today, of the truly incredible remarks Hatch made yesterday).

3. I asked if you were blind - e.g., are you the Jeff Williams in the parody? (You will note that the parody works in many known Internet people, read the whole thing, not just the excerpt I provided.)

Of course it isn't really you, just the coincidence of having read the parody including that Jeff Williams, age 48, literally a few minutes before reading your post, almost age 50.

At 12:16 AM 6/19/2003 -0700, Jeff Williams wrote:
James and all Fellow members,

  Hummmm?  I am very unsure what your reference below
has to do with what I said that you snipped the vast
majority of off?     ????  Maybe you can clarify James T.?
Full text is here:
 http://www.fitug.de/atlarge-discuss/0306/msg01575.html

James S. Tyre wrote:

> At 11:04 PM 6/18/2003 -0700, Jeff Williams wrote:
>
> >   Because I am almost 50 yrs of age.
>
> Hmm, are you blind?
>
> http://www.jzip.org/jzip/archives/000573.html#000573
>
> Senator Hatch Introduces Bill to Burn People's Eyes Out
>
> Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-Utah) today introduced legislation authorizing the
> use of high-powered microwave lasers to burn out the eyes of non-paying
> viewers of copyrighted material. "If we could develop technology which
> just burned out the parts of their brains where the illegal memories are
> stored, that'd be fine with me--but we can burn their eyes out right
> now!" said Hatch, while introducing the Hatch/Hollywood Eyeball
> Evisceration Act.
>
> Hatch's previous legislation authorizing the remote detonation of PCs
> used, or potentially used, or thought to have possibly been used, or
> potentially able to be used after some jumper cables and soldering,
> assuming a radically defective new security model, to access copyrighted
> material was defeated in the Senate on a 51-49 vote last week.
>
> "I understand why the Senate was hesitant to pass a bill that authorized
> the destruction of personal property," Hatch said. "But this doesn't
> destroy any property. It just turns your eye sockets into puddles of
> bubbling goo. Okay, you might get some melted eyeball on your shirt, but
> only if you panic. Keep your wits about you and you can get those
> eyeballs to dribble into your cupped hands."
>
> ...
>
> Comment on the new system has been mixed...
>
> Jeff Williams, 48, had a similar impression: "I was in a bar--you know,
> the kind with a bunch of televisions tuned to different sports--watching
> the Phillies and the Cubs when the announcer said, 'Unauthorized viewing
> of this broadcast is prohibited--' but that's all I heard, 'cause my
> eyeballs were starting to melt."

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